Alc Squats – Magic Mushrooms

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One and only, mysterious as hell, the Alcabenzi (ALC) or Alacabenzi strain belongs to the Psilocybe cubensis species. However, we called it puzzling for a reason: there are dozens of its appearance theories and even more questions about its rare mutation, Alc Squats. If we try to describe them shortly, we got something like this:

  • Excellent mushroom for beginners that creates an energetic trip;
  • The potency is a golden mean between something like Golden Teacher and Penis Envy;
  • It has an extraordinary appearance as if it were taken from the bottom of the sea.

We are not saying that this comparison is appropriate with all strains, yet Alc Squats magic mushroom strain is a Sativa in the world of shrooms online. The Alacabenzi trip makes you feel like you ate a pack of strong cannabis edibles – no intense hallucinations, just a warm and relaxing trip with soft euphoria and light body high.

Alcabenzi Squats Mushroom – Appearance

Magic Mushroom Strains As previously mentioned, Alc Squats are indeed something in terms of appearance. They don’t look like shrooms at all. They’re more like a colony of sea creatures or corals. Some users also describe Alc Squats magic mushrooms as a cross between anemone and spineless sea urchin. You definitely won’t see them in the wild since it’s a rare mutation. However, this is what they look like when they are fresh:

  • Size: chubby and short like they’re doing squats, the stem peeks out from under a pressed cap, somewhere between 2,7 to 3,5 inches in diameter;
  • Cap: Graduating from dark orange to dusty beige in the middle, the cap is placed in the stem like a lid on a pan in which the dough rises, only concave inward. Sometimes, there are white dots on the cap or cracked star pattern, 1,8 – 2,5 inches in diameter;
  • Stem: wide, squishy, white with yellowish tint, 3 – 4 inches in diameter.

When you buy the Alc Squats mushroom strain online at FunGuy, you get the best quality and the fastest shipping. You won’t see all its beauty since it will be dried and chopped in the airless sealing package, yet you will feel its incredible effects and get a safe and relaxing trip.  .  .  .  .   .  .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . ............. ........................

Buy Alc Squats Strain of Magic Mushrooms – Effects and Expectations

We all have our reasons to buy Alc Squats magic mushrooms. Some are captivated by its appearance, while others want to feel pleasant relaxation or, on the contrary, an energetic punch. The trip usually lasts 4-8 hours, and the first effects appear from 30 minutes to 1 hour. Depending on the ingestion method, the peak is 2-5 hours. Here, we give an approximate breakdown of effects depending on the dose we provided before.

Microdosing (in one week from the first pill)

  • Enhanced mood;
  • Feeling energetic;
  • Easier emotion processing;
  • Less sadness and other unpleasant thoughts.

Minimal Recreational Dose

  • Funny feeling at the fingertips;
  • Start feeling and seeing objects moving and changing;
  • Creativity explosion, easy problem-solving;
  • Start to feel really happy.

Full Recreational Dose

  • Increased openness to other people and nature;
  • Stabilized mental health;
  • Firstly relaxing sensations can now launch you into space. It feels like you squatted before jumping;
  • Start seeing a few visuals.

High Dose

  • Deep body high (similar to strong cannabis edibles);
  • Distortions of perception and reality;
  • Difficulty in physical balance (feeling twisty-turny);
  • Time distortion.

Heroic Dose

No one can predict what exactly will happen on such a high dose. It highly depends on what you want to achieve. Maybe you’ll talk to yourself from the past/future, quit smoking, and lose your ego. The possibilities are endless. But this dose is for experienced users only.

When to Take Alcabenzi Squats Magic Mushrooms

People use magic mushrooms not only for recreation but also often for deep personal exploration and to enhance various sensory experiences. There are different life spheres where shrooms can help you. If you approach them with the right attitude, the benefits will be countless. Here are some ideas about when, where, and why you can take Alc Squats:

  • During personal reflection or spiritual reflection. The psychedelic experience can offer new perspectives and insights, making it a preferred choice during times of personal exploration;
  • Consuming magic mushrooms while in a natural setting, such as during a hike or in a peaceful garden, can significantly enhance the experience. The natural beauty and calmness of the outdoors can complement the psychedelic effects, leading to a more profound and enjoyable experience;
  • Sharing the experience with close friends or in a comfortable group setting can create a supportive and enriching environment. It’s essential to be around people you trust and feel satisfied with, as the experience can be intense and emotional.

Listening to music can be profoundly enjoyable, as the Alcabenzi Squats mushrooms can enhance auditory senses, making sounds and melodies appear more vivid and emotionally resonant. Going for a walk, especially in a serene, natural environment, can also be a great way to experience the visual and sensory enhancements provided by the mushrooms. NOTE: We’re talking about positive effects and occasions that are possible exclusively in case you’re in a good state of mind, in a comfortable and calm place, with no people around that might intentionally or unintentionally ruin your experience and turn your journey into a bad trip.

Alcabenzi Squats Mushroom – Appearance

As previously mentioned, Alc Squats are indeed something in terms of appearance. They don’t look like shrooms at all. They’re more like a colony of sea creatures or corals. Some users also describe Alc Squats magic mushrooms as a cross between anemone and spineless sea urchin. You definitely won’t see them in the wild since it’s a rare mutation. However, this is what they look like when they are fresh:

  • Size: chubby and short like they’re doing squats, the stem peeks out from under a pressed cap, somewhere between 2,7 to 3,5 inches in diameter;
  • Cap: Graduating from dark orange to dusty beige in the middle, the cap is placed in the stem like a lid on a pan in which the dough rises, only concave inward. Sometimes, there are white dots on the cap or cracked star pattern, 1,8 – 2,5 inches in diameter;
  • Stem: wide, squishy, white with yellowish tint, 3 – 4 inches in diameter.

When you buy the Alc Squats mushroom strain online at FunGuyz, you get the best quality and the fastest shipping. You won’t see all its beauty since it will be dried and chopped in the airless sealing package, yet you will feel its incredible effects and get a safe and relaxing trip.

Alc Squats – Origins

Psychedelic mushrooms have been a part of human history for thousands of years. Despite their long-standing use, the precise origins of Alacabenzi mushrooms remain somewhat shrouded in mystery. This strain is generally thought to be a hybrid, combining the genetic traits of two distinct mushroom varieties, but the details are not thoroughly documented. It is also true for such a mutation as Alc Squats, which is nowhere to be found except in special mycological forums and spores shops. We can’t trace where exactly Alc Squats came from since it is a mutation, like a blob mutation in tentacle-looking Enigma. However, we have some info about its parent strain. Here are three main theories about how Alacabenzi mushrooms came into existence:

  1. The first theory posits that Alacabenzi mushrooms are a fusion of a specific Psilocybe cubensis strain – Golden Teachers, and Psilocybe Mexicana;
  2. Another perspective suggests a more straightforward origin: Alacabenzi might be a cross between the Liberty Caps (Psilocybe semilanceata) and Golden Teachers, both well-known strains that were popular in the late 90s up to the early 2000s;
  3. A third viewpoint aligns with the idea that “Alabama” contributes to the first part of the name “Alacabenzi.” However, it diverges by attributing the second part of the name to “Mazatepec, Mexico,” which is also considered a source location for the parent Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms.

Regardless of their exact lineage, Alacabenzi mushrooms share the common characteristics of the Psilocybe cubensis species, as well as their ALC Squats mutation. They are typically found in warm, humid climates such as subtropical and tropical areas. These regions include parts of South and Central America, the Caribbean, Southeast Asia, and specific African locales.

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16 reviews for Alc Squats – Magic Mushrooms

  1. Lee Buchholtz

    Taking 1 was the perfect glow buzz burst of energy for a concert.

  2. John Haynes

    Wow! Amazing experience, but I find I need to micro dose because I’m a weak link But that allows me to get a great experience without anxiety!! Would definitely buy again!!

  3. Sheryl Potter

    Amazing effects!
    Love the taste and the effects. Very potent as well! Love these.

  4. Luis Rodriguez

    These are amazing and I love that you can dose at your comfort level! Had felled with anxiety and gives an overall feeling of bliss. Highly recommend

  5. Mark Booth

    Relaxing and enjoyable
    2 is all it takes for me. Super relaxing, like having a few drinks but without the hangover.

  6. Patricia Higham

    These Babies are Potent!
    Delicious, potent; I’m a frequent customer because these are always a good time!

  7. Jerome Finley

    Great but powerful LOL
    My boyfriend and I got these just to try them out and have some fun.
    These mushroom taste SO GOOD. However, be aware of how many you take. For reference, I am 5,2 and weigh 122 lbs and two of the mushroom sends me over the moon. As for my bf, he is 5,8 and weighs 180 and he only feels relaxed with two mushrooms. So I think it really depends on your metabolism and body constitution. (if that makes sense) lol
    Overall, these Alc Squats – Magic Mushrooms are great and are worth it to relax during the weekend!! If you are in doubt about dosage or strength just take it easy, and enjoy the ride!! <3

  8. Vivian Howard

    Amazing
    Pretty awesome. Definitely more aware of the spiritual realm … The firmament (dome around earth) is beautifully made! #TakeATrip & see

  9. David Hamilton

    Good product.
    First time using them it was great and second time was great, third time didn’t feel a whole lot unfortunately but overall good experience.

  10. Shanon Baron

    Delicious
    I was only going to eat a few but they were delicious, I ended up eating 6. They were soooo yummy. Had a fantastic night!

  11. Leonard Williams

    First time user
    Love that there are instructions on how many you should take for the type of experience you wish have. Buying more �

  12. Cheri Coker

    Great product
    A very great item, very tasty, and very good results. Highly recommended.

  13. David Hart

    Definitely worth it
    I’ll be honest, I bought these out of bordem, and didn’t have high expectations. But… I can say with 100% confidence that it was worth it. The first time I tried I took two. Around the 40 minute mark I started to feel the affects. My mood was immediately more positive and I started to smile. This only became stronger as it progress the next 20 minutes until it peaked at the giddy, smiley effect I really enjoyed. The effects lasted for at least 6 hours. I also have taken 1 gummies while doing yard work around the house and it gave a nice boost to the productivity and made the time seem to pass by more quickly.

  14. Ralph Ashcraft

    2 was more then enough for me
    Item was as described and 2 were more then enough even at 250 lbs. I find 1 to be perfect for my anxiety.

  15. Kimberly Parker

    Wow
    So great, one is a perfect body high, and it goes from there. Can’t recommend enough.

  16. Linda S. Coy

    These mushrooms are potent yet very yummy! I took 1.5 and had a fantastic experience for about 6 hours. Dont let the size fool you, I could not imagine taking 2+ muhrooms at one time.

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